For some reason I am such a meme-killer I don’t even know. When people laugh about something they don’t have a full-understanding of it irritates me I don’t know…
New promo posters for The Dark Knight Rises featuring Batman and Catwoman
(via batman-nolanverse)
So last summer I worked promotions at TKTS and one of the other promoters told this wonderful story about Patti LuPone. (Disclaimer: I don’t know if this is actually truthful or if it’s just the stuff of gay legend but either way it’s HILARIOUS.)
Apparently Patti and…
Ellen Greene as Evita. What would happen
Oh my god our local movie theater had a pile of Prometheus posters lying on a table and I dunno if they were free or not but I took one
I TOOK IT WITH MY OWN BARE HAND
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, the Indy 500 was today (I live 20 minutes from Indy) and today I made my 500th post. That is the best coincidence and deserves some applause.
DARK SHADOWS (My Thoughts)
A good concept from an old TV show that got a crap script but a good cast and Burton’s always-fantastic costumes and sets. Pretty much the same experience from Alice in Wonderland except Shadows was wittier and more off-the-beaten-path. Once again, Bruno Delbonnel proved he is one of the best cinematographers alive today by keeping the beautiful mansion and surrounding grounds visually appealing under his masterful lighting and lens. Even this, however, can not save Shadows from a groan-inducing third act “twist” that leads it too far into cheesy territory. Depp and Michele Pfieffer are great. Unfortunately, Helena Bonham Carter is completely underused, but still shines in certain scenes.
My Score: 69%
Rotten Tomatoes: 41%
Men in Black III (My Score)
I use flickchart.com to rank movies. It makes you choose which movie is better in a vs. battle and forms a list based on your decisions. It also gives a percentage that the movie ranks in comparison to all movies you have seen. For example, 100% is the best movie ever, 50% is average, and 0% is The Twilight Saga: New Moon. ( what who said that)
MIB3 is surprisingly funny and emotional, and a quality blockbuster.
My Score: 69%
Rotten Tomatoes: 68%
Crap I missed Helena Bonham Carter’s birthday again. It was May 26th. She is 46.

